Berta Two And A Half Men Quotes

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Berta two and a half men quotes. Rhymes with duck rose. Two and a half men tv series quotes. Well i spend most of my days looking at dirty toilets and those rorschach tests you call bed sheets lyndsey. Two and a half men is an american television sitcom that originally aired on cbs for twelve seasons from september 22 2003 to february 19 2015.

You have found the best quotes from two and a half men. I d rather be a second class citizen here in paradise than king of a urine soaked fire trap next to burbank airport berta. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. You came back for me you love me i pity you.

Played as a cynical sharp toungued hard working sassy but caring and responsible housekeeper in her late 50s in season 1 and early 70s in season 12 berta takes great joy in making fun of the harper family for their faults as they amuse her. With a song on my lips and love in my heart. When your psyche gets iffy you can t get a stiffy. Like i do everything else around here.

Berta played by conchata ferrell is charlie s and later walden s sharp tongued housekeeper. Originally starring charlie sheen jon cryer and angus t. I ll tell you why. Hey berta how have you been washing my underwear.

She often puts in good quips to conversations they are. There are better things i am more interested in. Discover and share two and a half men berta quotes. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems register login persons book quotes lyrics videogame quotes series quotes movie quotes bible quotes keywords.

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. Because your brother is the embodiment of the can do roll up your sleeves spirit that mad. Favorite berta quotes charlie. Jones the series was about a hedonistic jingle writer charlie harper his uptight brother alan and alan s troublesome son jake.

About charlie why why do you enable his bahavior. Berta in two and a half men season 3 episode 4. Two and a half men 2003 present is a tv series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in.