Charlie Two And A Half Men Quotes

Their life takes a turn when alan s wife divorces him and he moves to his brother s malibu apartment with jake.

Charlie two and a half men quotes. Charlie harper in two and a half men season 1 episode 3. You are a nancy boy. Here are some of charlie harper s quotes to crack you up. Phone rings hang on.

Her high school graduation pictures are probably on a cave wall in france 2. Therefore adding more twists and complications to charlie harper s easy going life. Oh oh remember you re being punished. You are odd ly shaped.

Excuse me but if you put the fake rock in with a bunch of other rocks it s impossible to find when you re drunk. You are a narcissist. He spends his time drinking excessively smoking cigars taking drugs constant womanizing and gambling. Okay charlie the key in the fake rock only works if it s among other rocks not sitting on your welcome mat.

You are a parasite. Okay i got 5 minutes before my next patient so why donâ t you just give me the headline. So no tv no computer no game boy. Charlie i need you to be my eyes and ears.

She was drunk not dead i challenge. Charlie harper quotes dr. Ok but you have to be my liver and prostate. Charlie harper in two and a half men season 1 episode 1.

I m sorry it s the only thing i know to say when someone cries around here. Charlie harpers best quotes from two and a half men. Okay but you have to be my liver and prostate. Two and a half men quotes.

Okay iâ m seeing a woman.